Meet the Agholes
You’ve met them before. The seagull leader who swoops in with last-minute changes. The Scrum Master who treats standups like a monotone reading of a vacuum manual—dry, lifeless, and painfully routine. The teammate who nods through retros but neighs at change, refusing to budge.
Poh-Poh doesn’t have a vision — or has too many of them, a percentage strictly hallucinations.
Scrumtificator is an agile pontificate who speaks in theoretical language and fixes theoretical problems.
Dooehr does Dev and nothing more. No documentation, no testing. Just Dev-rah.
Misleader is a charismatic, time-wasting business professional, with anti-Agile tendencies